Liquid Dungeon Byproduct

Welcome to the Dungeon. You have been here since the 5th grade, though in dreams you glimpsed it long before. Through your symbiosis with the dungeon we glean Liquid Dungeon Byproduct. It flows over you and through you.

Liquid Dungeon Byproduct is a job creator.
Liquid Dungeon Byproduct is your constitutionally protected right.
Liquid Dungeon Byproduct is a bespoke smoothie of cortisol, lactic acid, and diesel.

It is regrettable that a rhetorical environment has sprung up in which the dungeon is maligned as a “carceral landscape” and “sword-industrial complex.” The droplet diffusion model of an orc’s exploding chest would never have been modeled without the research opportunities provided by the dungeon. A nine-year-old, bald, diverse girl is receiving medical care because of the dungeon. Her eyes reflect the iconic armor outline of the brave, yet non-toxically masculine men, women, men-identified people, and women-identified people bravely spelunking the dungeon. A bipartisan path forward. A cure for mana rash and autism. Hands across the future. Elves and humans. We thank you for your service. You are the dream you’re looking for.

Liquid Dungeon Byproduct is a collaboration by Porpentine Charity Heartscape (words), ESPer99 (sounds), and Tabitha Nikolai (visuals).